You know you're on bed rest when...

- Your kid can sing the theme song from "The West Wing" and "Gilligan's Island" because it's been on all day while you sit on the couch.

- Taking a shower is the high point of the day, even if you have to sit down on an old lady stool halfway through.

- You have let a stranger fold your underwear.

- Everyone you know is getting an afghan for Christmas, because that's all there is to do, besides watch "The West Wing" and "Gilligan's Island".

That's all I've got for now, if you have any additions, I'm all ears!!